Author: Steve Lipner

Id been in there 30 mins or so,slightly smoky,dim lights,trying to read the local paper above the noise of the card players on the next table. The Spanish football on the  tv screen and the sound of the slot machine. Local gossip entering my head , half listening and then having to re  read the […]

Got to be a crisp night, no clouds.and no street lighting. .a short poem entitled LOOK  UP Im always surprised When I look with my eyes  the stars are dead I cant get that trough my head/ The end.

A simple story. Just facts , no descriptive imagination , no lengthy words to get you in a mood. My dad about 75 My girlfriends mum about 69. Widower  and widow. Meeting introduced by son and daughter. Leeds market the meeting point…….not paris. A cup of tea later at a stall. The introductions  …….hi dad  this […]

the scene…….a council house in castleford circa 1966…..well ponte,, knottingly or featherstone,,,,,maybe kippax but thats a bit posh fred walks in after work fred. ay up lass how is tha margie…..im fine lad im working on this. fred..whats that then ont told table margie……its me noootepad im workin on.. fred…note pad whats tha mean ,,,tha […]

cant  sleep……..stupid  arguement…….nearly  midnight…….need  to  write something  down thats  what happens  …….is  it  …i  dont know….i feel  like that woman  on   sex and  the city  lol if  youve seen the  series…….always  typing  things  down  writing  notes when things happen in her  life.. . Since  i started  writing  notes  ,  ……………….  lost dad…. funny….. dedications […]

Id    gone  home dad  wasnt buried yet…arangements still to be done…and  went  up town….walked  not caught the bus…. couldnt stand at the bus   stop…….i suppose  memories  of the  buggar complaing they never come on time.. you  might not know Pontefract ,   but  just as you come to the town hall,they made it […]

Steve Lipner ok ill do my speach ……now after each stop ,,,, you all have to clap…….its called a suspended applause……..in the audience youll see a guy hold up a sign saying,,,,,,clap now,,,,,,,when i want to speak again….you see a sign goes up…..shut the fukk up,,,,, then i talk a bit more , then you […]

couldnt sleep last night a  story to tell…. before we  start   you  must read this , like , Richard Burton in the war of  the  worlds.. If  you dont know  it   you must     listen to his  voice,on the first  part  on  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SI9GwfQWQSU&feature=related…in fact  listen maybe too it all while  you  read..Music […]

Crazy,how you meet people,in a bar,petrol station what ever,its like the wind brings you together,Was it fate ,who knows,but like a flower,the seed sticks,germinates,and can grow, In life,its the same .that person ,stays,grows and becomes a beutifull flower.IT could be a weed ,that sticks as well,’its the same as a flower,but then chokes you,and grabs […]

Im not selfish, but what about me im there when you call, what about me i listen to all your problems, what about me get a call, for help, what about me i sit alone , many hours, what about me i feel lonely a lot ,, what about me, i receive your texts and […]

…………..was just in my local bar,,,,,,a spanish person tried to get my keys,,,,,,,,,,was a joke,,,,,,,,, its a big bunch,,,,,,,,,,,so many keys they said,,,,you must have a lot of safes with money in,,,we laughed………..they gave me the keys back, i said yeah i need to sort them,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,as i pulled them through my fingers,,,,,,,,,,,,,there was the key […]

just   have to have a copy  of  this not  part of the  book but   maybe  it  is……….play  this  song  while  you  read i can dance like that while cooking a pitza at the same time……he couldnt lol change the words she wanted ….a pitza.. …a pitza with extra cheese…..like a pitza hut i […]

Advice for men……………part one………..how to always get told…………look just go to the pub with your mates go go go go 1. put colors in the washing machine with the whites 2. put the highest wash temp you see…. 3. strip the bed…………wait till shes about to come home,leave all your tool s in the bedroom, […]

TOO BE READ SIMILAR TO THE VOICE ON WORLDS DISASTERS OR CATOSTROPHE ON DISCOVERY CHANNEL TIME 12.01 PM DATE FRIDAY THE 26th OF APRIL The pentium 3 computer was found spread over acres of land it was working ok, This was seconds from disaster There was pieces of plastic spread all around All scattered over […]

THE SNAKE I   think  was   summer  of    1992 i had  married  the   wrong  woman, well thats another story and  even  worse  i  was  34   and  she  was  19.    god   what  things we  do  in  haste………..any way cut  a long  story  short,  shed  gone  of  on a  9  month […]