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Steve Lipner ok ill do my speach ……now after each stop ,,,, you all have to clap…….its called a suspended applause……..in the audience youll see a guy hold up a sign saying,,,,,,clap now,,,,,,,when i want to speak again….you see a sign goes up…..shut the fukk up,,,,, then i talk a bit more , then you applause,but only when i have dragged my daughter on stage, and son , and my elderly grandma….and my great great grandma..and my great great great .granddad…and then, my final speach …….is about freedom…..mmmmmm ok i think that camera man is mexican throw him out…..whats that italian doing here holding the mic……..get rid of him……hey guys ,that black doodis doing something with some cables, which illegals built this tent…of course, you f off as well……hey all blacks get out of this room……no no sorry need a few in the back…..gota be good for some votes…cos fox camerman is here,,,, bloody hell that camera man looks mexican……is he legal…..ok ok ok well keep him……but make sure you take his camera off him and film him……so we look like we look after the minority….if he dont like it tell him your CIA arrest him and threaten to deport him and all his family….and his pet budgie and animals…..ok you got the back drop pics of john wayne,,,,,,no no no hey guys keep that gay guy in here………..jesus we need california next week dont throw im out blooody hell….ok ok ok which guy filmed uncle toms cabin in canada,,,,,,,,ok get some one to shoot the guy….get fbi or CIA arrest him,steal the whole bloody family ok……just dump em.,…….ok 3,2,1…………….hi ,this is steve romney, marry me………then vote for me , god bless america….whisper to secretary in the background ..mmmmmm how much of the 90 days i got left….and when is the next greyhound bus to canada ..xxx






ps      this  was   just   made  up  on  face  book    need  to  re   write  this  lol