Advice for men……………part one………..how to always get told…………look just go to the pub with your mates go go go go
1. put colors in the washing machine with the whites
2. put the highest wash temp you see….
3. strip the bed…………wait till shes about to come home,leave all your tool s in the bedroom, paint stripper, tin open , so she can smell, and remove a bit of wood or metal, from the bed, tell her you were on a tea break, only a little, or will cost you a new bed……….when she says what the fxx you say stripping the bed…cant loose
4,clean the windows………… look, use the dirtiest water you can find, do it in bright sunlight, so leaves a stain….ok got it
5. when dusting , use the same wet rag from the windows………repeat ,repeat do not ever , ever rinse ok…………great for smears especially in front of the tele………..
6. as she comes in make a cup of tea, now depending on the wife……either fill it with half cold milk, or just 2 tiny pippet drops, you can buy pippets from the chemist, worth it……..
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